meme4u:

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did-you-kno:

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did-you-kno:

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meme4u:

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meme4u:

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meme4u:

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did-you-kno:

Scopolamine

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popcornmassacre:

inyourpassengerseat:

You guys don’t understand how much I love this. Some guy waited 4 years to complete his joke. Such dedication. 

Ok the part that has always weirded me out the most about this is that the first Portal didn’t come out until a couple of months after the initial post in 2007.

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emilythesmelly:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

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